Joanie

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lyrics

Yo, Joanie
Quit being phony
Acting like a damn fool
Like that’s gonna get you that boney

You ain’t getting shit!
You might get a certifiable mommy
You might visit
but how are you gonna call me?

You’re deaf as hell,
We know this well
depending on your sight and smell

Smellin’ for trouble
While blowin’ up my bubble
No, I don’t wanna cuddle
I can’t enjoy myself for your comfort
Oh dear, do your gums hurt?

Eating 60 dollars of cage
In a rage, like you got mange, acting straight up deranged
Little Piglet all up in the frame
Sinuses inflamed, makin’ it rain
with that phlegm and mucus drain
Little girl, YOU ARE TO BLAME

Calm down, Joanie.

Took you recently to get spayed
The vet all up in you to raid
your puppy-making machinery with a blade
An idea not even close to being arcane
Cause puppies are poppin’ out everywhere
Roaming around, orphaned, hungry and scared
Dad and Mommy thought that we were prepared
for the exhaustion we both share
As we watch with despair as you bite and you tear
on our snow shoes, slippers and desk chairs
We train and discipline, because we care
And you’re our little teen, calling out 'no fair’

But baby Joanie, we just hope
That ather than pitching fits and moping
That you realize we’re straight dope
and that you will quickly elope
with the idea that we both know
what’s good for you and
you’ll go on pissing outside
And not on Dad’s favorite trousers
Alrighhhttt??

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from Mondo's Collection, released May 6, 2017

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Hop Hop Buffalo, New York

Hop Hop is the the hip-hop persona of American rapper, musician, producer Jazmine Frazier born and raised in rural Alabama and currently based in Buffalo, New York. Frazier uses Hop Hop to vent issues tied to identity, sexism and racism among other topics. ... more

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